November 5, 2008
Post-election hangover (mostly sugar- and fat-hangover from cupcakes and chips) thoughts:
1. When will we see Palin again? Does she run for reelection in AK? Does she run for Ted Stevens’s seat after he resigns to go to prison and there’s a special election? Does she go work for Fox? Sit on the board of Halliburton? Heritage Foundation? Is she going to be one of the leading contenders for the GOP in 2012?
2. What will McCain’s advisers do about Palin? Throw her under the bus?
3. Who is going to be Secretary of State? Attorney General? SecTreas?
4. How long before John Paul Stevens retires?
5. Will Fox and Rush and the rest of the morons benefit from all this? They seem to do better as the unhinged opposition (think Clinton years on steroids).
6. Where was Ann Coulter all campaign season? Is she coming back now?
7. How will the press treat Obama? How long will the honeymoon last?
8. How much more damage can the Bushies do before January 20th?
9. What’s Lieberman’s fate going to be? Will he at least lose his chairmanship?
10. Are Bristol and Levi still going to get married?
11. Are Joe the Plumber’s 15 minutes now done?