Evil Terrorist Attacks Glorious American President With Terror Shoes
December 15, 2008
Further proof of how ungrateful those Iraqis are for us liberating their country from Evil:
But don’t let one crazy Terrorist give the Iraqi People a bad name, right…?:
“Thousands of Iraqis have demanded the release of a local TV reporter who threw his shoes at US President George W Bush at a Baghdad news conference.
Crowds gathered in Baghdad’s Sadr City district, calling for ‘hero’ Muntadar al-Zaidi to be freed from custody.”
At least the Iraqi government is on top of things:
“An Iraqi official was quoted by the Associated Press as saying that the journalist was being interrogated to determine whether anybody paid him to throw his shoes at President Bush.
He was also being tested for alcohol and drugs, and his shoes were being held as evidence, said the official, speaking on condition of anonymity.”
Absolutely right. Nobody in their right mind would throw their shoes at Our Glorious President Bush. George Soros must have paid him to do it. Or the Obama people. Or Nancy Pelosi with her San Francisco Values. And he was probably on drugs. Probably the reefer that those kids use today.
And good to see the shoes were held as evidence. Let’s find out if those are normal shoes, or even really shoes at all! I think they’re special terror shoes, if you ask me. Only special terror shoes would have made it past our glorious secret service.
Seriously, what’s going to happen to this guy? Will they send him to Guantanamo Bay? Or just execute him?